Saturday, March 8, 2008

Stupid Freshmen....and Rainbow Colors!!!

Yes I do know it's bad the entire freshmen class on a whole because not all of them are stupid and immature but this week I experienced the epitome of freshman stupidity.

So in my friend's AP Human Geography class, a class only offered to freshmen, this chick Monica was giving her boyfriend Tim a hand job in the middle of class WITH EVERYONE WATCHING!!!

Everyone was like WTF?!? but the substitute teacher was completely and utterly unaware of the situation leaving the rest of the class to be scarred for life. Of course for the rest of the day the witnesses told the story to anyone who would listen including one Biology teacher and one Geometry teacher.

By the next day, the entire school seemed to know and everyone in that class got called down by one of the assistant
principals to write a report on the incident.

At the end of the week both Tim and Monica [the culprits] were expelled.

And I bet my band director was pissed off cause Tim was in band and we have State FBA[band assessment] next month.

The Lesson: Don't give hand jobs to your boyfriend in class. You'll get caught and expelled.

9 comments:

Dyllan said...

o___o
eww.
thats gross.

IM NOT THAT KIND OF A FRESHMAN!
i promise :]

Ana said...

..LMAO...
Eww.

I'm not that kind of Freshie either.

Miri said...

I go to an all girls school xD.
So I doubt that would happen here. Unless anyone has something they're not telling people about O_O.

Maximus said...

I went to an all girls' school too, Miri.Lol, that never stopped us. BAHAHAHAHA. Ohhh, the memories. . . *wink*


JOKES.



Although there were several instances of, 'Hey! I got my nipple pierced, wanna see?' 'No, not really... OMFG. EW'

Tine said...

Ewwwwwwww. seriously
i heard of people doing it in the cinema. i already thought that was gross but.... this is even more extreme O_____O

There was this girl at the school in my town (not the school where i go to) And she erm.. masterbated with this lavalamp, in front of the webcam... so these dudes who were on the other side, made screens and hung it up all over the school O_O
EWWWW

Miri said...

Rofl, Max!
Ugh, who the hell gets their nipple pierced?! I'd rather stab my eye out.
Lol, remember that Corey dude on the news and stuff? Ifoundhimkindofhotthough, cough. >_>

Speaking of stabbing eyes out, this girl went to our school dance thingy as a Playboy Bunny.
WTF.
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT. D:
Me and this guy there had a total bitch about her, it was funny xD.

Tine said...

ROFL MIRI.
playboybunny as in the movie Mean girls? XD
Ewwwww

Maximus said...

LMAO.

MIRI. COREY? FOR REAL? OMFG. We are so no longer friends.

Miri said...

Yeah -_-
And then he took off his sunglasses :c
ROFL.