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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Stupid Freshmen....and Rainbow Colors!!!

Yes I do know it's bad the entire freshmen class on a whole because not all of them are stupid and immature but this week I experienced the epitome of freshman stupidity.

So in my friend's AP Human Geography class, a class only offered to freshmen, this chick Monica was giving her boyfriend Tim a hand job in the middle of class WITH EVERYONE WATCHING!!!

Everyone was like WTF?!? but the substitute teacher was completely and utterly unaware of the situation leaving the rest of the class to be scarred for life. Of course for the rest of the day the witnesses told the story to anyone who would listen including one Biology teacher and one Geometry teacher.

By the next day, the entire school seemed to know and everyone in that class got called down by one of the assistant
principals to write a report on the incident.

At the end of the week both Tim and Monica [the culprits] were expelled.

And I bet my band director was pissed off cause Tim was in band and we have State FBA[band assessment] next month.

The Lesson: Don't give hand jobs to your boyfriend in class. You'll get caught and expelled.