OH HI I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

So I haven't been posting a lot D:
Sorry!
I'll start again once I don't have exams and other horrible happenings.
But I doooo blog every day over at my ~LiveJournal, simply because it is easy to do so :D.

SO HOW HAVE YOU ALL BEEN?
GOOD? BAD? BOTH?
YOUR HAIR LOOKS ~GREAT TODAY, BTW. :D

Big Brother: A Rant.

Hi.
I haven't posted in a while and I just finished watching Big Brother, so I thought I'd rant about it.

You might like to go to www.bigbrother.com.au and read about it so you know what the hell I'm on about.

Firstly, WTF. I never watch Big Brother! I have expressed my distaste for Big Brother previously. I vomited at Gretel Kileen's face. I rolled my eyes at the turkey slapping incident.
But for some reason I decided to watch it this year.

This year, for some ungodly reason, they decided to have Corey Worthington in the house as a guest.
You probably have no idea who he is, so I will tell you.
Basically, he is a seventeen year old (lolol like me, except I'm cooler, obvi.) who threw a massive party while his parents were away, got in loads of trouble from the police, and somehow got semi-famous out of it because of all the news coverage and also because he is an asshole.
HE'S LIKE PETE WENTZ, MINUS THE GUYLINER AND MUSICAL TALENT!

So this is Corey:



1. Yes, yes he does come across as a prick, even in photographs. Hahahaha. I know.
2. I actually can't find a photo of him without his yellow sunglasses on. Which is a good thing, because he has GIGANTIC EYEBROWS OF DOOOOM!!1!1

Anyhoo, aside from the obvious reasons why it's a badbadbad idea, such as HE IS SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD WHY ARE THEY LETTING HIM INTO A HOUSE WITH PEOPLE AVERAGING TEN YEARS OLDER THAN HIM FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS, as well as the fact that if they show him naked it's child pornography x_x and they could get in so much trouble; I also think that he is boring.

Yes, that's right: boring.

In fact, all he does is hide behind his hoodie and THOSE GOD DAMN YELLOW SUNGLASSES. That's it.

I swear, I'd be more interesting.
At least I'd try to piss people off.
And I also wouldn't have peroxide blonde hair with dark brown GIGANTIC EYEBROWS OF DOOOOOOOM!!1!1

I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF HE'S GIRLY ENOUGH TO DYE HIS HAIR AND USE A HAIR STRAIGHTENER, HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TINT HIS EYEBROWS.

AND THEN HE GOES ON AND ON ABOUT HOW HE DOESN'T LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE.
COME ON, DUDE.
NOBODY CARES.
I SUSPECT HE IS JUST TRYING TO GET LAID.
IDFK.

Also, I hate Terri.
Terri is old and racist and hasn't yet discovered makeup. Or, y'know, facelifts.
Why they let a 50-something year old into Big Brother, I shall never know.
I like Travis, even if his voice is about ten billion octaves above mine, wtf, did you not go through puberty or something, mate?!
Bianca is the devil. We shall not speak of her.
The other ones are boring.
AS BORING AS COREY, EVEN.
But probably not.

THUS ENDS MIRI'S MASSIVE RANT.
No Miris were drunk in the making of this blog.